Official Dungeons & Dragons Acquisitions Incorporated Sourcebook

Acquisitions Incorporated, the first-ever official third-party property Dungeons & Dragons sourcebook, invites adventurers to maximize their plentiful profits and enhance their awe-inspiring exploits today.

Due to a recent surge of deceased workers open positions, Acquisitions Incorporated is currently offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to create Fan-chises™. The Acquisitions Incorporated source book, compatible with the Forgotten Realms or anywhere else in the Multiverse, has everything a budding replaceable cog valued employee needs to keep themselves both profitable and alive1.

This manual contains 224 pages of insider secrets including a never-before-seen adventure for characters levels 1-6. Franchisees can learn the ropes with this gripping tale that is 100%2 safe. Discover completely new content including new spells to master, an introduction to an all-new race, and our patented character positions to help anyone join the company and push us well into the black.

  1. We at Acquisitions Incorporated are not responsible for any bodily harm that may occur when using the manual.
  2. 60% of statistics are 100% made up on the spot.

The Acquisitions Incorporated book is available at Amazon and hobby stores.